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Wait, are you saying that when the IDF murders innocent civilians, they’re doing it for free?!?

I mean I knew Bibi was convicted for embezzlement, but I didn’t know he was *that* corrupt.

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You're bearing false witness against me. Hypocrite.

The IDF is an organization made up of many individual people, it is not a hivemind. You know perfectly well that unlike Hamas, the IDF has no policy in place to murder innocent civilians. Stay human.

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Okay, I’m done peeing. Talk to you in six hours or so, Winters! It’s been as dubious a pleasure as always!

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Hope you don't have any Hamas sex dreams. Or maybe you hope you do?

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I’m not your psychoanalyst, Winters. And, again, I’m flattered, but I’m not going to fuck you.

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Don't worry, I'm not interested. With a face like yours you couldn't get a man even if you did lose some weight.

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You really are liking every single one of your own comments, aren’t you? Anyway you wouldn’t be interested in me considering you sexually attracted you are to your own hand.

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No, I'm not interested in you for the same reason nobody else is either, that's why you're on the internet in the middle of the night arguing with a stranger. It's so pathetic LMAO.

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Winters, please stop masturbating over your keyboard while talking to me. And also please sanitize your keyboard. It’s gross.

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Also, isn’t the “tu quoque” argument literally the same as whataboutism or bothsidesism? The fact that we’re both hypocrites doesn’t mean that you’re actually making a coherent point.

Also, every time someone complains about Hamas using the 50% of Gazans who are under 18 as human shields, they are saying this to excuse the IDF’s indiscriminate bombing of said human shields.

Honestly, at this point Israel should know better than using its own innocent civilians as human shields like they did this past weekend, given how much Hasbara they spread about how doing so is in violation of the Geneva Convention.

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Please explain how the babies beheaded by Hamas were 'human shields.' This should be good. Be sure to cite international law!

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As of October 18th, the Israeli government still has yet to verify—and indeed has consistently declined to verify—the claim of “beheaded babies”.

And to those, like Winters, being willfully and deliberately obtuse: the Israeli government uses children as human shields in much the same way that Hamas uses children as human shields… which is to say that, by and large, “human shields” is a bad-faith reframing of the mere presence of children in a war zone.

If, like Winters, you respond to this by demanding that I substantiate Israel’s use of human shields… 💁🏻‍♀️ (i.e. you are being willfully and deliberately obtuse)

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Insomnia is a bitch, but possibly less of one than you are.

Which babies beheaded by Hamas? You should cite your examples before asking me to justify them.

Also, please stop liking your own comments, Winters.

By the way, what you’re doing is called a “Gish gallop”: you are wasting my time with a series of meaningless non-sequiturs.

Senpai notices you, Winters, but senpai wants you to leave her alone until you actually believe the words that are coming out of your mouth.

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Is it insomnia or a guilty conscience?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyOI6Ztsftq/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=2b2f0cf6-afe6-437f-922e-78929244b78a

Feel free to answer my question now. How were those babies human shields again? Be sure to cite international law!

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I’m not going to watch some random Instagram reel, Winters. This isn’t Twitter. And please stop liking your own comments. It’s pathetic.

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It's not a random Instagram reel, sweetheart, it's CNN's instagram.

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Winters, please stop masturbating over your keyboard while talking to me. And also please sanitize your keyboard. It’s gross.

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An educated guess isn’t a lie, and of the two of us one is using her real name and photo, while the other is, like, “trust me, bro, I’m totally not working a coordinated PR campaign”.

But, sure, Winters, I will stipulate that you’re a real person. I know this because you can’t get under skin of a chatbot the way I’ve clearly gotten yours (even if you’re not as good a writer as ChatGPT).

Whereas in my case I just got out of bed to pee, and I’m old enough that it takes a while to finish emptying my bladder before I put my phone away again.

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Winters, I’ve temporarily unblocked you in order to point out that suing Canary Mission for libel would actually be one of the easier ways of unmasking you.

The reason I use my real name and face is that I have less to lose than you do. So, by all means, tell us your real name, and show us your real picture.

Anyway, please sanitize your keyboard again. There’s fresh semen all over it.

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I’m not an employee of Canary Mission, porky. I’m just a fan. And what would you sue them for anyway? Sharing your own hateful words with the world? That’s not libel.

I’m telling you not to use your real name and pic because that’s basic internet safety. Doxxing has become very common, and neo-Nazis have been known to break into the houses of Jews after finding out who they are. There are a lot of crazy people out there and you never know what someone will do. I’m genuinely trying to help you, please believe me. You should be more careful.

Also you really are thinking a lot about masturbating. I guess all those pics of dead Israeli kids really got the motor running huh?

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“This is a really nice shop window you have here. Shame if anything were to happen to it.” — Winters

Winters, please stop masturbating over your keyboard while talking to me. And also please sanitize your keyboard. It’s gross.

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Yes, Winters. It would be a shame if you put in the effort to do precisely the thing that I encourage people to do in order to show how much they want senpai to notice them.

As I’m sure you’ll discover, Winters, knowing who I am isn’t remotely threatening to me. It’s flattering, actually, Winters, even though, I’m sorry, but I’m not interested in fucking you.

Also, again: please stop liking your own comments, Winters. It makes you look even more the yandere stalker you clearly want to be seen as.

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In that case, why not write out your entire name? Since you have nothing to hide?

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I make it ever so slightly non-trivial to stalk me, so that I can mock the people who put in the effort.

Also, Winters, please stop masturbating over your keyboard while talking to me. And also please sanitize your keyboard. It’s gross.

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